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An illustration of what happens when you teach gay marriage in schools.

Teacher:
And so you see, children, sometimes people get married to other people of the same sex.
Johnny:
Sir? May I be excused? My eyes have suddenly started bleeding.
Teacher:
Yes, of course, Johnny. Timmy -- will you escort Johnny to the nurse's office?
Timmy:
I can't, Sir.
Teacher:
Well, why not?
Timmy:
Because my legs don't work anymore.
Teacher:
Oh no. Oh, this is terrible. Quick, Louie -- run and get help!
Louie:
Sorry, Sir -- I'm too busy taking drugs and fornicating.
Teacher:
Oh no, Louie. Not *drugs*?
Louie:
That's right -- drugs. Weird sex drugs.
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